i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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