so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
