Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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