I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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