Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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