yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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