So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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