How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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