i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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