That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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