You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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