I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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