Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think I died a long time ago.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
send nudes
from the living room?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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