you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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