So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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