We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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