Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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