you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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