Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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