dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I'm experimenting with sincerity
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Randomize
