By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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