I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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