ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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