think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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