i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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