Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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