Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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