office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize