yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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