Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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