yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
