Her vagina should come with caution tape.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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