maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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