i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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