u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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