3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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