trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My ass is underappreciated
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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