so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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