I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Come on in and take your pants off
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