im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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