Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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