you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you will always have a special place in my vag
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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