His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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