How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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