your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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