So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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