we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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