It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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