exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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