Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize