well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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