I hate your face
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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