Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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