if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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