There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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