Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
it's like heaven, but drunker
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Randomize
