Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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